GOD KNOWS HOW THIS RESIDENT WOULD HAVE REACTED TO A STANDARD FLORIDA COCKROACH
Houston resident calls animal control to remove 'alligator' that turns out to be lizard
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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June 21, 2017
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Call that insurqnce company and complain!
The lizard or gekko is going into homes without being invited!
Posted by: funny man | June 21, 2017 at 12:24 PM
There's no enough 'hide' on that varmint to tan for a thimble holder.
Posted by: MOTW | June 21, 2017 at 12:42 PM
They got lucky this time, but it could have been a Caerbanog killer lizard. Those buggers are so dangerous they require the use of a Holy Hand Grenade and destroying the entire house to get rid of.
At least that was what animal control people likely enjoyed telling the wimps who phoned in the "alligator."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 21, 2017 at 02:31 PM
If it sat around the house I guess it would be a "lounge" lizard. heh. I didn't read the article.
Posted by: LeDud | June 21, 2017 at 05:11 PM
It's Godzilla! And Mothra! And Gamera! And they're all fighting in my bathroom! And... What? How much what have I been smoking?
Posted by: FredKey | June 22, 2017 at 07:49 AM