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Would Your Dog Eat You If You Died?
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June 25, 2017
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In a comparative study, scientists have observed that cats are far more finicky eaters than dogs, albeit the scientists were stoned at the time and not all that good at playing dead.
Posted by: Capisce | June 25, 2017 at 06:05 AM
Anyone seen Paul lately?
Posted by: manual tomato | June 25, 2017 at 06:47 AM
Note to self: cut down on bacon.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 25, 2017 at 08:41 AM
Happy belated (?) birthday, Meanie!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2017 at 09:26 AM
He might. He has terrible taste.
Posted by: FredKey | June 25, 2017 at 09:28 AM
Why do you think dogs are always licking you? It;s a "taste test". if you expire, and your dog has access...well...
Posted by: funny man | June 25, 2017 at 09:42 AM
Cannibals set up a toll booth outside Midway Airport. They charged an arm and a leg.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 25, 2017 at 09:55 AM
@Jeff: not belated until tomorrow. Thanks!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 25, 2017 at 10:09 AM
When my cat's food dish is empty, she jumps in a chair and just stares at me. I don't think being dead or even feeling bad is a requirement for a cat to start munching on you.
Likely both cats and dogs are much like Will Rogers or Sawney Bean and never met a person they didn't like.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2017 at 10:16 AM
I've always wanted a pet vulture, but I'll certainly be reevaluating things in light of this.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2017 at 11:05 AM
I'm not too worried about my Chihuahua. She's a picky eater and says she doesn't care for Irish food.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 25, 2017 at 02:03 PM
She still might go after your ramparts though, nursecindy.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 25, 2017 at 02:10 PM
@nursecindy-There are stories told around campfires in the remote parts of Mexico of ravenous packs of wild Chihuahuas dragging people out of their shelters and devouring them. Of course, they are only legends...aren't they?
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2017 at 02:33 PM
"What's that, Lassie? You say Timmy's in the well, and you WHAAAT???? YECKKKKKK!"
Posted by: K | June 25, 2017 at 02:38 PM
"I have a bone to pick from you," he said during the Reign Of Terrier.
Posted by: Chuck | June 25, 2017 at 06:28 PM
Caption for the photo at the link of the doggie licking his (her?) chops:
Patience, Rover. Patience.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 25, 2017 at 08:32 PM
My bark, his bite.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | June 25, 2017 at 09:15 PM
Le Petomane, my Chihuahua only weighs 7 lbs. I weigh a lot more than 7 lbs. She'd have to call friends over to drag me anywhere.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 25, 2017 at 10:00 PM
Bad dog!
Posted by: Brian Duval f/k/a Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 26, 2017 at 10:00 AM