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June 26, 2017


Oscar Mayer Made a Drone to Rain Hot Dogs Down on Humanity

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)


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Key new terminology: "phallic flying drone"

Also, did they learn nothing from WKRP?

Myrtle, don't look! It's a flying weiny!

'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

^5 funny man - major snorkage for that geezer reference.

My skeet shooting target has a first name -- it's O-S-C-A-R
My skeet shooting target has a second name -- it's M-A-Y-E-R

Just the kind of nasty surprise THAAD was designed to thwart.

We need air support at Wrigley Field, right here right now!

"This is Link Badwater reporting to you from the tragic flying wiener drone crash into a strip club at the strip mall.
It's a terrible scene ladies and gentlemen. Wieners are still being blown from small explosions onto innocent ladies fleeing the burning building with nothing to cover their bodies. Oh, the humanity. This is just too much. I am becoming overwhelmed....can't go on. Link Badwater over and out"

It's about time.

Cloudy with a Chance of Hot Dogs?

I assume that Tim Curry (Dr. Frank N. Furter himself) was on hand to christen the first of these flying vessels...

WIth a little tweaking, a middle schooler with a hook could be retrieved.

Talk about a "don't tell your mother" moment

Dreams do come true!

- Edgar

As Larry Craig (probably never) said, I'm going to have to take a wide stance on on these wiener jokes, lest someone accuse me of congressional pork.

We'll knock'em out of the skies with mustard filled lawn darts.


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