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(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
Related: Hilarious 911 Call About an Escaped Elephant in Canada
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From http://managementhelp.org/marketing/advertising/defined.htm
If the circus is coming to town that's advertising.
If you put a sign on the back of an elephant, that's promotion.
If the elephant walks,through the mayor's flower bed, that's publicity.
If you get the mayor to laugh about it, that's public Relations.
If people come to see the hubbub about the elephant and watch the circus, that's sales.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 30, 2017 at 11:43 AM
And if it eats someone's tree?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2017 at 11:44 AM
The call to police dispatchers is great. Sounds a lot like my frequent calls to the dispatchers.
"Yeah, I need assistance removing some suspicious elephants subjects from my business property.
"What are the elephants wearing."
"One has a red saddle and funny hat and the other has a hoodie, knee pants and blue backpack."
"Do they have any guns?"
"They may be carrying one in their trunk. Both haver trunks."
"Do they appear to be on drugs."
"They just ate the tree in front, so yeah, a very large does of PCP probably."
"What are they doing now?"
"Littering."
Posted by: manual tomato | June 30, 2017 at 12:10 PM
How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
Posted by: FredKey | June 30, 2017 at 04:16 PM
The elephant in Baraboo appears to have mottled skin on her back. Call a pachydermatologist.
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2017 at 08:07 PM
A re-enactment of a Circus Boy story where Corky (Mickey Dolenz) saves the day?
Posted by: funny man | July 02, 2017 at 11:31 AM