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June 30, 2017


Gunman robs KC gas station wearing nothing but a pink shirt and flip-flops, police say

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)


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No shoes, no pants, no problem!

He was last seen hanging out in the local area.

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

"Whatta' 'ya in for?"

"My penis and sh@t."

He's got the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" part covered.

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

Everywang's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they kin go

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