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We don't want to know where the drugs were hidden.
Posted by: Duncan Idaho | June 21, 2017 at 11:41 AM
Wouldn't a gun rust down there ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 21, 2017 at 11:46 AM
Hair trigger: Life without genitals.
An in depth, illustrated (except or a few missing pictures) mini saga.
by Ashley Cecilia Castaneda
Posted by: manual tomato | June 21, 2017 at 11:48 AM
The gun was loaded but not c&*%!d
Posted by: Marc | June 21, 2017 at 11:58 AM
She was off like a shot...
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 21, 2017 at 12:00 PM
Everything's bigger "down there"?
Posted by: funny man | June 21, 2017 at 12:06 PM
Texas: rivaling Florida IYKWIM(AITYD)
Posted by: MOTW | June 21, 2017 at 12:37 PM
The judge also admonished her that he wouldn't tolerate anymore fishy behavior.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 21, 2017 at 01:10 PM
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe
Lay that pistol down
Pistol packing mama
Lay that pistol down
Posted by: fractalist | June 21, 2017 at 03:10 PM
I've heard of this procedure before - I think it is called a holsterectomy.
Posted by: Ron G in WA | June 21, 2017 at 07:29 PM
There is no good reason for those things to be in civilian vaginas. That said, I support her right to be a pistol-packing mama.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | June 22, 2017 at 05:25 AM
Isn't that a Beatles song? Happiness is a warm gun?
Posted by: Nancy G | June 23, 2017 at 10:21 AM