ALASKA: NOT REALLY SUITABLE FOR HUMANS

‘Mom, Dad, there’s a bear in my room’

(Thanks to Jane Linderman from the Kenai Peninsula)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

You may now feel free to change your underwear.

[FredKey]

"Oh, Timmy, next you'll say there's a monster under---HOLY HOLY HOLY CRAP!"

[oneblankspace]

I saw a bear crossing US 50 in the mountains of Virginia one August.

[Mike]

Such much better than a Python.

[nursecindy]

If I were Zach I'd demand an upstairs bedroom like Mom and Dad's.

[Just Some Guy]

Zach tells a great story! Most 11-year-olds would not have gone so far as to break the window from the outside and make "claw marks" on the walls just to stay up and watch a movie and eat popcorn.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I think the police terminology is a Reverse Goldilocks

And kids, that's why your room should always be kept clean in case a large carnivores predator comes in and police take pictures

[Ralph]

Zach tells the story very eloquently. Most adults, much less 11 year-olds, would have said something like "This big f***ing bear crashed into my room and scared the s*** out of me! I ran upstairs and all hell broke loose and now there's goddam glass all over the f***ing carpet!"

[Meanie the Blue]

Perhaps the bear held true to the saying about where it does its business, but I'm guessing Zach may not have.

[fractalist]

Zach needs to relax with another Disney song.

[funny man]

If it had only been a beer in his room....

[Steve]

In Florida, we have something called "impact windows". It keeps both hurricanes and wildlife outside, where they belong.