ALASKA: NOT REALLY SUITABLE FOR HUMANS
‘Mom, Dad, there’s a bear in my room’
(Thanks to Jane Linderman from the Kenai Peninsula)
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June 30, 2017
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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2017 at 04:12 PM
"Oh, Timmy, next you'll say there's a monster under---HOLY HOLY HOLY CRAP!"
Posted by: FredKey | June 30, 2017 at 04:12 PM
I saw a bear crossing US 50 in the mountains of Virginia one August.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 30, 2017 at 04:24 PM
Such much better than a Python.
Posted by: Mike | June 30, 2017 at 04:35 PM
If I were Zach I'd demand an upstairs bedroom like Mom and Dad's.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2017 at 04:44 PM
Zach tells a great story! Most 11-year-olds would not have gone so far as to break the window from the outside and make "claw marks" on the walls just to stay up and watch a movie and eat popcorn.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | June 30, 2017 at 05:25 PM
I think the police terminology is a Reverse Goldilocks
And kids, that's why your room should always be kept clean in case a large carnivores predator comes in and police take pictures
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 30, 2017 at 05:26 PM
Zach tells the story very eloquently. Most adults, much less 11 year-olds, would have said something like "This big f***ing bear crashed into my room and scared the s*** out of me! I ran upstairs and all hell broke loose and now there's goddam glass all over the f***ing carpet!"
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2017 at 08:28 PM
Perhaps the bear held true to the saying about where it does its business, but I'm guessing Zach may not have.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 01, 2017 at 08:52 AM
Zach needs to relax with another Disney song.
Posted by: fractalist | July 01, 2017 at 01:47 PM
If it had only been a beer in his room....
Posted by: funny man | July 02, 2017 at 11:03 AM
In Florida, we have something called "impact windows". It keeps both hurricanes and wildlife outside, where they belong.
Posted by: Steve | July 02, 2017 at 05:21 PM