UPDATE ON THE WORSENING SITUATION IN CANADA
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May 26, 2017
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Stock photo caption: A majestik American møøse, alsø eating fløwers
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2017 at 01:54 PM
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Posted by: MPATHG | May 26, 2017 at 01:55 PM
An article about Canadian moose and the word "polite" does not appear?
Anarchy, I tell you!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 26, 2017 at 02:04 PM
Um, moose eat our flower beds every year. It's what they do. It's not like you are going to tell a 1500 pound animal with a brain the size of a Lima bean 'No'. Get over it. Heck, we plant decorative cabbages because the moose like them.
Posted by: 655321 | May 26, 2017 at 02:25 PM
Tulip Eating Moose opened for . . .
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 26, 2017 at 02:43 PM
Did anyone actually SEE the moose?
We lost our tulips to squirrels.
Just sayin'.
James in NC
Posted by: James L Jones | May 26, 2017 at 05:14 PM
A moose bit my sister (mandatory comment).
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 26, 2017 at 05:28 PM
The moose was on the back of the 25¢ for a while, and I think it might still be. Unless they are having sesquicentennial recognition or 35 years of independence or something.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 27, 2017 at 03:57 PM
*once* bit my sister.
Impossible to see a story about a moose without thinking of this. Glad it's not just me.
Posted by: Seeker | May 28, 2017 at 07:05 AM