THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Police evacuate Beaverton 7-Eleven after microwave explosion, find urine sample
(Thanks to Gordon Breault)
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May 31, 2017
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I saw Microwave Explosion open for Hendrix.
They blew me away.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2017 at 06:55 AM
We will never forget 7-11.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2017 at 07:11 AM
A police spokesperson later described chaos the exploding pee generated at ground zero offering the following statement.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2017 at 07:18 AM
As a stop-and-rob alum, I strongly suggest avoiding the microwave and nacho cheese
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 31, 2017 at 07:31 AM
Recently fired evening newscaster on his way to a job interview.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2017 at 08:01 AM
You're supposed to take the nacho chips out of the baggie first.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 31, 2017 at 09:12 AM
There's nothing lower than a terrorist microwave urine bomber.
That's a hanging offense in Texas.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2017 at 10:04 AM
I am shocked! Shocked that this did not happen in Flathead County or Florida.
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2017 at 10:18 AM
Oh, the pewmanity. The next attack will be on the hot dog roller of infidel sin.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 31, 2017 at 12:19 PM
Microwave Explosion closed for String Cheese Incident.
Violence oh curd.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 31, 2017 at 11:46 PM