THESE KIDS TODAY
Teenagers Are Wearing Croissants to the Prom
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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May 31, 2017
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*reads all the way to end*
A bouquet of KALE? Men have been murdered for less. A croissant is one thing, but kale is Lucifer's vegetable.
Posted by: Renee the First | May 31, 2017 at 01:49 PM
They will have to add corsage to the list of most commonly misspelled words.
Posted by: Marc | May 31, 2017 at 01:50 PM
Savor the moment.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2017 at 02:00 PM
Here's an exchange I actually witnessed on the subway one Halloween:
"What's your costume?"
"I'm a French peasant."
"Oh, French! My friend and I were going to have someone else joining us tonight and she was going to go as a croissant. But she flaked out on us."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 31, 2017 at 03:34 PM
I guess this means that Cronuts are passé.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 31, 2017 at 04:32 PM
Flowers are expensive - a croissant is a lot less dough.
Posted by: Markhh | May 31, 2017 at 04:51 PM
And these kids are "well bread"?
One company makes a lowfat lowcal croissant.
For those "lighter" moments at the prom.
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2017 at 06:26 PM
Giving a croissant is odd.
Giving a doughnut guarantees police protection.
Giving a fried chicken corsage invites attack by stray dogs.
Give a kale corsage and all guarantees are null and void along with any decent chance to make it home undamaged.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 31, 2017 at 07:17 PM
Rats. I was hoping that there would be pictures of teens wearing ONLY a croissant.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | June 01, 2017 at 09:28 AM