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I bet it can't pull a bus or a helicopter.
Posted by: The Kung Fu Master | May 30, 2017 at 01:01 PM
But it was wearing a big toupee when it croaked.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2017 at 01:15 PM
Okay, who's gonna call Warner Brothers with the sad news?
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 01:18 PM
We're gonna need a 600 lumen LED flashlight and a substantially upgraded gig.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 01:25 PM
It's no Kung Fu master, but Miss Piggy will inflict a good karate chop when she hears about this.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 30, 2017 at 02:17 PM
Off topic: as we are out of Memorial Day weekend, and I hadn't see anything mentioned about it here, I'd like to say a belated RIP to Gregg Allman. Like no other, in good and bad ways, but he was a core part of a terrific band and made extraordinary music.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2017 at 03:18 PM
Frogs legs all around!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2017 at 03:37 PM
I saw The Allman Bros. Band live in concert in probably 1973. So many great songs. A buddy named his daughter after one of their great songs.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 04:15 PM
Manual T - Melissa, Jessica, or Elizabeth?
Posted by: pogo | May 30, 2017 at 04:38 PM
Jessica. Lets also pay homage to Chris Cornell. My slightly odd other buddy says He named his son B.D. after this masterpiece.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 05:03 PM
Key quote
"It's not as bigly as it appears,"
Posted by: Chuck | May 30, 2017 at 05:44 PM
Yum.
That is all.
Posted by: unclear on the concept | May 30, 2017 at 11:06 PM
Hasn't anyone noticed the black hair? Gross.
Posted by: Dumber | May 30, 2017 at 11:23 PM
Not to mention the fact they eat bugs and flies. Eww.
Posted by: Dumber | May 30, 2017 at 11:28 PM
Oh, but they hop! Uh, ok, you can have its butt!
Posted by: Hurcules | May 30, 2017 at 11:42 PM
The French have declared a national holiday!
Posted by: Topsy | May 31, 2017 at 08:45 PM