OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY CEREMONY
Wedding Officiant Pukes Her Brains Out While Bride And Groom Are Exchanging Vows
(Thanks to Rick Day)
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Most couples request rose petals or doves.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 05, 2017 at 06:50 AM
Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 05, 2017 at 07:14 AM
We went with traditional vows, at least in part so I didn't give expression to my inner Fred Rogers or Elvis. Or both.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 05, 2017 at 07:54 AM
In some religious wedding ceremonies, this is optional.
Posted by: Clankie | May 05, 2017 at 08:23 AM
I'm with the officiant regarding these vows...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 05, 2017 at 08:48 AM
Margaret Houlihan (doing a Father Mulcahy impersonation): "And somebody has broken into the sacramental wine!"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 05, 2017 at 09:32 AM
Better out than in, as my Nan used to say.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 05, 2017 at 09:38 AM
She got a mental image of the wedding night.
Posted by: OldPhil | May 05, 2017 at 10:11 AM
Lucky she was wearing the lavalier mic... (GOORRP! Uhhhh...)
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 05, 2017 at 10:17 AM
Are you supposed to save the vomit until the "Does anyone here have any objections' part?
Posted by: funny man | May 05, 2017 at 11:06 AM