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May 05, 2017


Wedding Officiant Pukes Her Brains Out While Bride And Groom Are Exchanging Vows

(Thanks to Rick Day)


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Most couples request rose petals or doves.

Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

We went with traditional vows, at least in part so I didn't give expression to my inner Fred Rogers or Elvis. Or both.

In some religious wedding ceremonies, this is optional.

I'm with the officiant regarding these vows...

Margaret Houlihan (doing a Father Mulcahy impersonation): "And somebody has broken into the sacramental wine!"

Better out than in, as my Nan used to say.

She got a mental image of the wedding night.

Lucky she was wearing the lavalier mic... (GOORRP! Uhhhh...)

Are you supposed to save the vomit until the "Does anyone here have any objections' part?

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