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Monk Uses Wrong Marker Pen On Man’s Car
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I don't speak the language, but I would like to offer this magic marker removal prayer as a top choice solution.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2017 at 06:52 AM
@ manual tomato - I tried using that prayer, and now I can't find my car keys! Do you have any links to undo a prayer, or at least to shorten its effectiveness?! I have to get to work!
-Sincerely,
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Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 31, 2017 at 07:28 AM
If he's a Buddhist monk, then not to worry: nothing is permanent.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 31, 2017 at 11:01 AM