NOT SCREWED UP AT ALL!
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May 26, 2017
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Two of these folks were on Dr. Oz today. Weird.
Posted by: funny man | May 26, 2017 at 02:36 PM
Gives new meaning, I think, to the term "plastic people".
And no, I usually don't watch Dr. Oz. I was flipping channels and watched about 45 seconds before I concluded it was not of interest to me.
Posted by: funny man | May 26, 2017 at 02:54 PM
The space aliens disavow knowledge of any species that looks this screwed up.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 26, 2017 at 03:09 PM
The actual dolls look more natural. Probably smarter too.
Posted by: padraig | May 26, 2017 at 04:35 PM
If they ever remake Rocky Horror Picture Show they gotta cast these guys. They are perfect.
Posted by: evil roy slade | May 26, 2017 at 05:41 PM
Shrinks and pills would not have cost nearly as much.
Posted by: FredKey | May 26, 2017 at 07:44 PM
What piece of advice would you take from any of them? Weird looks better.
Posted by: Flippenstipper | May 26, 2017 at 08:12 PM
Looks super compared to politics, however.
Posted by: Flippenstipper | May 26, 2017 at 08:31 PM
The look just needs the "right" catch phrase, like '/so what'
Posted by: Jon | May 26, 2017 at 09:07 PM
Or maybe "Big world daddy"
Posted by: Jenny L | May 26, 2017 at 09:23 PM
How about "But Mom, I just can't seem to find a job..."
Posted by: PirateBoy (Sha Na Na) | May 27, 2017 at 06:06 PM
Oops, they did it again . . .
Posted by: Wes S. | May 27, 2017 at 10:32 PM
A Ken doll? Why would anyone want their underpants grafted to them so it will not come off?
Posted by: Seeker | May 28, 2017 at 07:01 AM