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Why do I get the feeling that dad would prefer a woman with these over the sling shot for Father's Day?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 04, 2017 at 02:23 PM
Better wear some safety glasses when motorboating.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 04, 2017 at 03:03 PM
"All that's really required is that you smother your chest in glitter and rhinestones until you feel like a magical mermaid."
Can I feel like a magical MERMAN?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 04, 2017 at 03:41 PM
Didn't the open for The Bangles?
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | May 04, 2017 at 03:45 PM
I'm pretty sure Disco Tits was a Frank Zappa tune.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 04, 2017 at 03:57 PM
Rudolph, I hope you're happy. I had to ask a male friend what motorboating was. He's still laughing at me. *SMACK*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 04, 2017 at 04:26 PM
Yes Nursecindy, that does make me happy. Also, you are correct - dads everywhere would prefer this over a slingshot, any day, with or without the glitter.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 04, 2017 at 04:34 PM
@ nc - we have the urban dictionary for a reason...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motorboating
Posted by: EveryoneWants2BeRich | May 04, 2017 at 04:53 PM
Well I don't know what "motorboating" is....shuffles back to geezer bus.
Posted by: LeDud | May 04, 2017 at 05:04 PM
C'mon Disco Tits, let's Burn baby burn! Disco inferno!.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 04, 2017 at 05:48 PM
Another attempt by the glitter companies to perk up their sagging assets.
Posted by: Clankie | May 04, 2017 at 05:55 PM
What a fantastic Fathers Day gift. Take dad to a gentleman's club and hire him a lap dance with glitter. He'll simply glow with delight.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 04, 2017 at 07:14 PM
I never knew I love motorboating.
Posted by: Qaz | May 04, 2017 at 09:54 PM
My commercial captain's license requires specific safety equipment and lights when motorboating, according to the size of the vessel. I'm not aware of anything in the rules about glitter. What are the whistle signals?
Posted by: Ralph | May 04, 2017 at 11:09 PM
If I see these on Disco Stu, I am outta here!
Posted by: PirateBoy of Springfield | May 04, 2017 at 11:23 PM
Perhaps this is a situation in which My Shiny Hiney could be put to good use?
Posted by: Snowman | May 05, 2017 at 08:29 AM