AND IN SPORTS
Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record
(Thanks to DaninDallas, Catherine DeLorey, Jim Kenaston and Patty Villanova)
Some day we will live in a greener world in which all of our freight trains are pulled by Kung Fu masters.
I mean, this guy does know what it's really for, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2017 at 07:07 AM
I'm waiting for this fad to take off.
Posted by: Capisce | May 30, 2017 at 08:33 AM
I want to know, does he use one of those Chinese finger trap things?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2017 at 08:50 AM
The guy with the meter log dong.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 30, 2017 at 09:22 AM
If Mister Kung Fu Master overexerts himself during warm up is He allowed a refractory period?
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 10:25 AM
"You're pulling my leg, well, your 'third' leg" was the reaction from the press.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 10:43 AM
If kung fu master not careful, someday his business will drop off.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2017 at 11:12 AM
Blog guys, do not try this at home.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2017 at 11:45 AM
The master may be annoyed that the word enourmous is misplaced in the headline.
Posted by: Capisce | May 30, 2017 at 12:12 PM
Here in America, guys just get divorced. Pain level is about the same.
Posted by: Markhh | May 30, 2017 at 12:12 PM
As a rule, I would steer clear of connecting any parts to something known as a chopper.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2017 at 03:09 PM