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May 30, 2017

AND IF THEY HAVE SINNED, IT CAN VAPORIZE THEM

Robot 'priest' can beam light from its hands and give automated blessings to worshippers

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck and Le Petomane)

Posted by on May 30, 2017 at 05:59 AM |

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Domo arigato, Mr. Ego Te Absolvo.

Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2017 at 08:10 AM

Just beware of the Holy Water. How many confessions between oil changes?

Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2017 at 08:43 AM

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Posted by: ImNotDave | May 30, 2017 at 09:21 AM

What next?

I already have a remote controlled fart machine.

Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | May 30, 2017 at 09:33 AM

When this 'priest' passes the donation plate, it would be wise to give generously.

Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2017 at 10:15 AM

I saw the face of a robot on my toast this morning. Then when I took a show, the soap carried a heavy mechanical message.

Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 10:17 AM

Cue "Mr. Roboto" by Styx, and ask for absolve-tion.

ANd he knows a few cuss words and has "laser eyes" just in case.

Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 10:46 AM

How many priests will lose their jobs?--the new Bob Dylan remake of Blowin iN the wind...

Posted by: zamasama | May 30, 2017 at 10:48 AM

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