AND IF THEY HAVE SINNED, IT CAN VAPORIZE THEM
Robot 'priest' can beam light from its hands and give automated blessings to worshippers
(Thanks to Rob Simbeck and Le Petomane)
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Domo arigato, Mr. Ego Te Absolvo.
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2017 at 08:10 AM
Just beware of the Holy Water. How many confessions between oil changes?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2017 at 08:43 AM
We used to call these "daleks"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 30, 2017 at 08:45 AM
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 30, 2017 at 09:21 AM
What next?
I already have a remote controlled fart machine.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | May 30, 2017 at 09:33 AM
When this 'priest' passes the donation plate, it would be wise to give generously.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2017 at 10:15 AM
I saw the face of a robot on my toast this morning. Then when I took a show, the soap carried a heavy mechanical message.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2017 at 10:17 AM
Cue "Mr. Roboto" by Styx, and ask for absolve-tion.
ANd he knows a few cuss words and has "laser eyes" just in case.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 10:46 AM
How many priests will lose their jobs?--the new Bob Dylan remake of Blowin iN the wind...
Posted by: zamasama | May 30, 2017 at 10:48 AM
Klaatu barada nikto.
Posted by: Ralph | May 30, 2017 at 11:24 AM
An it double as an ATM?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2017 at 11:55 AM
Will it bless my car's transmission?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 30, 2017 at 12:12 PM
All your salvation are belong to us.
Posted by: Seeker | May 30, 2017 at 02:04 PM
"Upon this chip I will build my church."
What Testament are we up to now?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2017 at 02:16 PM
Didn't Robot Priest open for Bowie?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2017 at 02:17 PM
"I'm sorry, I can't bless you Dave..." the AI known as Hal
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 06:00 PM
Deck the Hal's with bowls of alley.They can improve your game, what blessings!
Posted by: Dumber | May 30, 2017 at 08:16 PM
"...and this model over here was previously owned by a little old Irish lady from Boston whose only transgression was cheating on bingo night...."
Posted by: Death Row Doc | May 31, 2017 at 10:18 AM