YOUR MAN IS *THINKING*, THAT'S WHY
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Well, nobody said it had to be 12 seconds IN A ROW now, did they?
Posted by: padraig | April 27, 2017 at 08:47 AM
Plus, how are we supposed to read an entire sports section in 12 seconds? Ridiculous.
Posted by: padraig | April 27, 2017 at 08:48 AM
There's a reason they call it the Reading Room.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 27, 2017 at 08:52 AM
Depends on a few other things, I should think. Like, is cable or satellite installed? Has the seat been recently warmed by another mammal? Is it playoff season? Can noises from inside be heard outside? Was the Year In Review recently released? All are important variables.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2017 at 09:32 AM
Depends are another matter entirely, Meanie.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 27, 2017 at 10:05 AM
It's 15 minutes without using the laptop and Wifi.
(And I sure hope I'm right about that, for all of us!)
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 27, 2017 at 10:22 AM
Sometimes we just need a little me time, OK?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2017 at 10:33 AM
You take reading material with you that is why. Saves time.
Posted by: Threresa | April 27, 2017 at 10:37 AM
In our house 'Classic Car' magazine's the culprit.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | April 27, 2017 at 11:06 AM
This is the answer to how fecal matter ends up on iphones.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 27, 2017 at 11:32 AM
This article does not take into account constipation, which, believe it not, affects all animals.
And that vidoe was realy sh!tty, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2017 at 12:08 PM
That's right, funny man, and sometimes you get that nuclear poo - you know the one that has you reaching for a box cutter to give yourself an episiotomy. You just can't rush some things.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | April 27, 2017 at 12:19 PM
Nuclear Poo WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2017 at 12:52 PM
It's just nice and quiet in there.
Posted by: OldPhil | April 27, 2017 at 01:31 PM
I have in my bathroom a couple of books with trivia, called "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". Engaging reading, but my cat hates when I stay there too long, and starts meowing and door scratching, etc.
Posted by: Qaz | April 27, 2017 at 01:59 PM
Nuclear poo can cause an explosive situation.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2017 at 02:33 PM
I actually installed a magazine rack on the wall in mine.
Posted by: Terry | April 27, 2017 at 05:05 PM
Enough ALready, we hope!
Posted by: Wasn't me | April 27, 2017 at 08:12 PM
Qaz, I have the same books in mine. I've also been known to take one of Dave's books in there with me but I always remove the dust jacket first so he can't see what's going on.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2017 at 08:39 PM
Some things you can't slow down, and other things you can't speed up. A wise woman told me this.
Posted by: 655321 | April 28, 2017 at 04:29 AM