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Calling nursecindy!
She's the Blog Expert on these sorts of things.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2017 at 06:19 AM
I will never understand the appeal of sticking large objects up one's butt. Am I missing something?
Posted by: Patty V. | April 27, 2017 at 07:15 AM
Patty -- my guess is that missing would prevent getting the point.
Wouldn't spotting something glass with radioactive material be dangerous for a performance art project?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 27, 2017 at 07:37 AM
"... Sent to laboratory for further analysis..."
Yep...It's a bottle. Where did you say you found this?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | April 27, 2017 at 09:32 AM
Seems like the perfect inspiration for a limerick to be written. Poets, proceed!
Posted by: Michael | April 27, 2017 at 09:51 AM
I wonder if there was a message inside it, too.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 27, 2017 at 10:18 AM
Sometimes, it's not worth the effort to return bottles for the deposit...
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 27, 2017 at 10:25 AM
It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
Posted by: Frank Costanza | April 27, 2017 at 10:33 AM
Any bets this was a "Hold my beer and watch this." moment?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | April 27, 2017 at 11:22 AM
That's no way to keep your beverage cold.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2017 at 11:28 AM
Okay, Michael -
There once was a chap named McShamus
Who awoke with a pain in his anus.
To his buddies he asked,
"Have you gents seen me flask?"
They said, "Mac, when you find it, don't blame us!"
Posted by: Stixnstonz | April 27, 2017 at 11:46 AM
@ Michael:
There once was a fellow named Hurst
Whose bum had a beer-bottle thirst.
"Why'd you stuff it there, chap?"
"Well, to pry off the cap.
'cause I'd swallowed the opener first."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 27, 2017 at 11:48 AM
He misheard the lyrics of Glass Onion and that it was "Glass up my bum.."
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2017 at 11:51 AM
I'm not saying it was Aliens but...
Posted by: Marc | April 27, 2017 at 12:11 PM
Back to reality, tomorrow..
Truth be told
There's no 'accident where there's drunkenness
Posted by: Wasn't me | April 27, 2017 at 01:51 PM
He gave it the bum rush.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 27, 2017 at 03:10 PM
Not good at lymericks, went with a haiku.
Missing beer bottle
Mysterious back side pain
Brief dubious fame
Posted by: 655321 | April 27, 2017 at 06:08 PM
I'm late with my comment but (Har!) most of the people I saw in the e.r. had Maglite flashlights stuck up there. I never understood why unless it's because they were afraid of the dark. They also never could tell us how it got there.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2017 at 02:41 PM