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April 26, 2017


Man says he stole forklift because it was better than walking

In that case, sir....

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Note that this blog is not making fun of the suspect's name.)


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Barefoot in the Parkway

The legend of Jesse 'Barefoot' James. He stole from Best Buy and gave to Bob Evans.

He tried Uber but they wouldn't respond to his request for a lyft.

Don't judge a man until you have driven a mile in his forklift.

To forklift is divine.

Anything to avoid building up that pesky muscle tissue.

He was told a forklift could get you high, but was unclear on the concept.

Why did Best Buy leave a forklift out in the rain?

(Sounds like a Jimmy Webb song, right?)

He was Barefootin'.

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