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Man says he stole forklift because it was better than walking
In that case, sir....
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Note that this blog is not making fun of the suspect's name.)
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Barefoot in the Parkway
Posted by: MOTW | April 26, 2017 at 12:51 PM
The legend of Jesse 'Barefoot' James. He stole from Best Buy and gave to Bob Evans.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 26, 2017 at 12:57 PM
He tried Uber but they wouldn't respond to his request for a lyft.
Posted by: funny man | April 26, 2017 at 01:07 PM
Don't judge a man until you have driven a mile in his forklift.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 26, 2017 at 01:44 PM
To forklift is divine.
Posted by: Ralph | April 26, 2017 at 02:00 PM
Anything to avoid building up that pesky muscle tissue.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 26, 2017 at 02:01 PM
He was told a forklift could get you high, but was unclear on the concept.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 26, 2017 at 02:05 PM
Why did Best Buy leave a forklift out in the rain?
(Sounds like a Jimmy Webb song, right?)
Posted by: funny man | April 26, 2017 at 05:24 PM
He was Barefootin'.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2017 at 06:14 AM