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April 26, 2017


"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who claims he saw Dildo Barrage open for the Sex Pistols)


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aka, Nelson "No Haw Haw" Lentz

This is what we should do to North Korea.

Dildo Barrage opened for Pussy Riot, I think. Or it could have been the other way 'round.

Sounds like a source of free inventory to me. Just put a price tag on them.

and put a couple in the self-help section right next to Dildos for Dummies."

Almost as good as putting them in the "Do it Yourself" section.

Maybe the cops could charge him with cockfighting? Or maybe not...

Wait'll you see what he has planned for Dave's next book signing.

So he was charged because the customers found religion?

To protest a bad experience at the sex shop, leave books.

At least he wasn't charged with batteries.

Lentz, charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespassing, is free on $700 bond.

Don't tease him.

Head_Smashed_In: More like Nelson "Haw Haw!" Muntz.

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