CONSUMER PROTEST OF THE WEEK SO FAR
"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who claims he saw Dildo Barrage open for the Sex Pistols)
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aka, Nelson "No Haw Haw" Lentz
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 26, 2017 at 02:24 PM
This is what we should do to North Korea.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 26, 2017 at 02:39 PM
Dildo Barrage opened for Pussy Riot, I think. Or it could have been the other way 'round.
Posted by: funny man | April 26, 2017 at 02:44 PM
Sounds like a source of free inventory to me. Just put a price tag on them.
Posted by: Steve K. | April 26, 2017 at 03:13 PM
and put a couple in the self-help section right next to Dildos for Dummies."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 26, 2017 at 04:43 PM
Almost as good as putting them in the "Do it Yourself" section.
Posted by: Terry | April 26, 2017 at 05:08 PM
Maybe the cops could charge him with cockfighting? Or maybe not...
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 26, 2017 at 05:26 PM
Wait'll you see what he has planned for Dave's next book signing.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 26, 2017 at 06:22 PM
So he was charged because the customers found religion?
Posted by: Ralph | April 26, 2017 at 07:24 PM
To protest a bad experience at the sex shop, leave books.
Posted by: Clankie | April 26, 2017 at 07:26 PM
At least he wasn't charged with batteries.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 26, 2017 at 08:37 PM
Lentz, charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespassing, is free on $700 bond.
Don't tease him.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 26, 2017 at 08:44 PM
Head_Smashed_In: More like Nelson "Haw Haw!" Muntz.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Channeling The Simpsons | April 27, 2017 at 12:03 AM