AFTER THEY'VE GIVEN THEM A FAKE PHONE NUMBER
Female dragonflies fake sudden death to avoid male advances
(Thanks to Jodi F., funny man, and Poker)
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Humans and dragonflies have more in common than I thought.
Posted by: Clankie | April 29, 2017 at 11:34 AM
I always preferred a simple yes or no. I hate having to read between the lines of people's subtle hints.
Posted by: Capisce | April 29, 2017 at 12:13 PM
"Not now, honey. I'm dead."
If i had a dollar for every time I've heard this....
Posted by: funny man | April 29, 2017 at 12:17 PM
So maybe all those girls I wanted to date didn't die? And all this time I thought I was just having bad luck with women.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 29, 2017 at 12:20 PM
I have a hunch that dragonflies are not proud. Or very smart.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2017 at 12:44 PM
So there are no necrophiliacs among dragonflies?
Posted by: Kolo | April 29, 2017 at 12:56 PM
Ew!
Posted by: Grouch potato | April 29, 2017 at 02:35 PM
As the great Rodney Dagnerfield used to say: "I should get a dog, and I could take it in the bedroom and teach it to beg. My wife could teach it to roll over and play dead".
Posted by: Gandalf the Old | April 29, 2017 at 02:37 PM
Only humans have sexual encounters. Nature mate to reproduce. Vast difference, people derive pleasure, nature derive "satisfaction"
When will you learn?
Posted by: Grouch potato | April 29, 2017 at 02:43 PM
When you die and become a dog?
Posted by: Grouch potato | April 29, 2017 at 02:49 PM
Maybe she was already impregnated, and that was her way of letting him down easy.
Posted by: State of affairs | April 30, 2017 at 11:08 AM