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March 02, 2017

WELL OK, THEN

Colorado man who claims he’s the rightful king of England takes out ad in the London Times to announce he intends to fly over and seize power

He looks pretty regal.

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(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

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Why does he have a chopstick in his hat?
And is that a squirrel behind his right shoulder?
We need answers now!

Right. And I'm the queen of .....

Uh....Never mind.

I think he will arrive to take the throne on April 1. It is going to be fun.
Another explanation is the unintended consequences of the marijuana laws in Colorado.

If his plan works, will he lord it over us?

yeeks! you could braid that arm hair
& with that hat he's kinda got a smokey the bear thing goin on

(does he have a Right to 'bear arms' ?)

If he were in a pond he'd be Yertle the Turtle.

yay Capisce! & happy birthday to dr Seuss

;)

I saw that one...King Ralph, right?

Seems legit to me.

Based on my TV viewing experience, wearing a red shirt on away missions is bad luck.

And we thought things were bad when Boss Hogg ruled Hazzard County.

"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."

People are taking desperate measures to get out of the country and from under the thumb of DJT. I don't blame him.

I think ligirl has pointed out the basis for his legal claim to succession. After all the years that this guy's arm hair has been harvested to make those big black hats for the royal guardsmen, I'm sure he pretty much owns the palace.

Actually his ancestry claim sounds a lot stronger than those sausage-sucking Germans on the throne now. "Windsor" was originally Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and Mountbatten was Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg...

*hat tip to "Blackadder"*

Would that "flyover" be without an actual plane? Just asking....

Paging Timothy Leary....

padraig - so he's the rightful heir ?

Thanks for the word on Dr. Seuss' birthday, ligirl. I didn't know this, but will now look for a north and south going Zax to see if we can celebrate with some green eggs and ham.

@Capisce - I have green ham in my fridge, at least I think it is ham. I can give it to you for free.

Maybe the Thai Wildlife Department could be so courteous as to pick up take King Evans in Colorado, give him a free helicopter ride and drop him off.

As an American I welcome the new king, and would like Donald Trump to set up some trade negotiations as soon as possible.

If he makes me the Earl of Sandwich with Honey Mustard and a Side of Chips then I put my armies at his command.

He is the hair apparent.

heir today . . .

He's more like the Edgar heir.

Just because you ate Henry VIII does not make you king.

How about some "The Bachelor" action to help him select a bride/Queen ?

Her Majesty is not amused. Someone needs to cancel his Ancestry.com subscription.

The 'real world' & The Onion are dangerously closer today.

hah nursecindy! how much is 23andme paying you?

when he sees the "sword in the scone" he'll know what to do.

Colorado has just announced plans to join the EU.

He Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

Okay, if he's going to claim the throne he needs to do it correctly. First, he needs to build an army and then properly invade England. After defeating the Queen's forces in battle, then and only then can he ascend to the throne.

Should be fun.

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