WAIT... IT HAD SEX WITH SCIENTISTS?
Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find
(Thanks to Le Petomane, Kevin Smith and Ron Weil)
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March 31, 2017
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So, what? It didn't roll over and go to sleep immediately? It called the next day and sent flowers?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2017 at 06:42 AM
It couldn't have been too good or sensitive. When's the last time you saw a satisfied T-Rex walking around?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2017 at 07:09 AM
She: What's your name?
He: Rex. T. Rex.
She: What does the T. stand for?
He: Tantric.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 31, 2017 at 07:29 AM
Just another reason to neuter scientists.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 31, 2017 at 09:16 AM
I told you guys scientists had WAY TOO MUCH free time...
Posted by: funny man | March 31, 2017 at 11:15 AM
"Doctor. Carr, welcome to Jurassic Park. We are most intrigued by your scientific article claiming T-Rex have sensitive noses and just wish to be stroked and petted. Gunther here will escort you to an area where you may test your theory firsthand. And do have a nice day".
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2017 at 11:46 AM
Cue the Barrywhitasaurus. Baby, I only have short hugs for you.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2017 at 01:04 PM
This new T. rex theory has been aided by the discovery of a new member of the tyrannosaur family called Daspletosaurus horneri (Horner's frightful lizard) in Montana, US<
A horneri dinosaur?
Why not just ask Manilow and save all that money?
Posted by: zamasama | March 31, 2017 at 03:36 PM
zamasana: Daspletosaurus horneri is named after paleontologist Jack Horner.
Posted by: Ralph | April 01, 2017 at 01:41 AM
Oops, try paleontologist Jack Horner.
For some reason, closing that link with a backslash disables it. HTML = Horner Tyrannosaur Misteak Link?
Posted by: Ralph | April 01, 2017 at 01:48 AM
Ralph, wasn't he the astronomer that was on PBS show 'Star Gazer' a decade ago?
Posted by: funny man | April 01, 2017 at 10:06 AM