THIS JUST IN
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "But business is up.")
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March 28, 2017
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Why not call it The Trump?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2017 at 06:42 AM
In the headquarters of Pfizer, (the Viagra manufacturer) there is an indoor waterfall, a wall with water running down on it, and the employees call it Viagra Falls.
Posted by: Qaz | March 28, 2017 at 07:27 AM
You can't book a room for more than four hours at a time.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 28, 2017 at 07:31 AM
Powerhead Hotel has a ring to it. Well, only if it so happens to be next to an aquarium that sells these water pumps.
Posted by: Vid Digger | March 28, 2017 at 08:51 AM
He was facing some stiff competition.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 28, 2017 at 09:33 AM
Key phrase from the story: slapped with an ASBO
Used in a sentence: Who should be slapped with an ASBO today?
(And when was that hotel erected? asking for a friend)
Posted by: Chuck | March 28, 2017 at 10:05 AM
Occupancy is up. Hope it all goes down well.
The name of the place with two tubs in every room, Cialis Inn, was taken.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2017 at 10:43 AM
Ah. Blackpool. Totally makes sense now.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby. | March 28, 2017 at 12:41 PM
" ... where members of the public have expressed their concern."
They need to read the side effects.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2017 at 01:30 PM
Guests check in with inflated expectations.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2017 at 01:39 PM
Suggestions for the new name:
The Vy Agra Appendage
The Sea-Alice Siesta
The Stiff Upper
Four Hours Fortnight
The Dickends Yousay
Hot to Trot
Doing It Hotel
--feel free to submit you favorite(s)---
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2017 at 05:51 PM
The quicker pecker upper.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2017 at 06:51 PM
Maybe they could go with the generic names for Viagra?:
MYCOXAFLOPIN INN or MYDIXADROOPIN INN
Posted by: Gandalf the Old | March 29, 2017 at 10:04 AM