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March 12, 2017


Has a SQUIRREL been found on Mars?

(Thanks to funny man)


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Why does this make me think of David Bowie?

Go away. Nothing to see here ....

I see Tito Jackson over by that acorn tree.

FredKey, Bowie often wore a Red squirrel-skin cap when He fronted the Spiders From Mars. That, and the fact Bowie stored nuts for winter and later got the idea for Ground Control to Major Tom from that experience.

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

In addition, Bowie's central incisors resembled those of a Martian squirrel until He had braces with the money He earned while with Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Bowie.

This offers a total new dimension of terror to a Mars attacks scenario. Possibly Slim Whitman songs can save us, but if the Martians bring warrior squirrels....

It's time to deploy the Space Slinkies.

It's an expensive solution to a perennial problem. One down, a hundred trillion to go.

That rock they circled doesn't look like a squirrel.

At least, not as much as that other rock in the lower left hand corner of that photo.

We have squirrel now where is moose?

Martian Squirrel opens for Giant Wooden Penis Parade.

*parks Geezer Bus @ Marc's house, beeps horn, waits for passenger to board whilst holding a Boris Badinov lunchbox*

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