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March 08, 2017


Man fined for threatening cows with gun

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)


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He told the cows to leave? That's like communicating with a teenager, except there's a better chance the cows will understand.

I heard Cows With Guns at the Dana Lyons concert.

Cows With Guns.

guy needs decalf *stat*

The dude with the gun must never have read the Robert Frost poem, "Mending Wall". Here are two excerpts he needed to have read.
"But here there are no cows
before I built a wall I'd ask to know
what I was walling in or walling out".

And now for the biggie---
"Good fences make good neighbors".

Cows are deemed incapable of understanding threats to kill - even with a gun.

Again, much like Ben Carson.

When cows can get the best of you, it's time to head out to pasture.

What udder gall! Heffer hear of such a thing?

he herd you

wasn't this an episode of Keeping up with the Kowdashians ?

You are thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Moo you..

How dairy! Some people. Hmmmmpf!

meh he jes meant to graze 'em

Less cowbell!

^5s to ligirl, Meanie, and manual

Pigs, pythons, cows... what is all this ?

I don't like the way the cow in that picture is looking at me..

What was his beef?

To brandish a gun is human. To forgive is bovine.

He obviously got a bum steer.

I once had a beef with a cow. I won. She was delicious.

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