TAKING THE LEAD
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March 28, 2017
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First South Carolina, now Ohio! So where can I go for my vacation?? I cannot afford Thailand.
Posted by: Beasty.Boy | March 28, 2017 at 07:04 AM
Remember the good old days when we used to be able to ..........
Posted by: Mr. Bill | March 28, 2017 at 08:07 AM
Another place that Congress is not welcome.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 28, 2017 at 08:28 AM
With Fluffy in protective custody, Joe paid a visit to his local aquarium and brought himself a Clown Loach.
He returned it the next day after discovering a mallet in it's tank!
Posted by: Vid Digger | March 28, 2017 at 08:34 AM
Most states have laws prohibiting sexual conduct with animals. Eight states don’t, along with Washington, D.C.
Well, yeah, because then Congress [comment unfinished because this is a Family Friendly Blog].
Posted by: wiredog | March 28, 2017 at 09:22 AM
Even Katherine the Great was a neigh-sayer.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 28, 2017 at 09:34 AM
Beasty - come on down to Florida.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 28, 2017 at 09:56 AM
Well, that should shoot the last bit of tourist trade left in Columbus.
Posted by: padraig the badger | March 28, 2017 at 11:19 AM
What a bummer.
Also, how exactly does one impound a cow/horse/dog/goose?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby. | March 28, 2017 at 12:36 PM
The "Honest officer, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence", excuse will likely become Ohio's first court test case.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2017 at 01:19 PM
*Sells pork belly futures*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2017 at 02:00 PM
By the way, did they specified what species of animals? If the ban is just for the farm animals, I would be OK with it.
Posted by: mikado | March 28, 2017 at 02:33 PM