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March 22, 2017

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS LEFT

A student at a University of Maine campus is in trouble for taking his five baby pet alligators inside a taxicab.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Baby alligators are a gateway pet.

I wonder if his Uber driver would give him a 5 alligator rating

But those are "therapy alligators"!

"But officer they are not pets, they are a pair of boots that need further assembly."

With five, I understand you get free eggroll....

What?

Therapy alligators in training, to be exact. He's a public benefactor!!

Florida Man now competes with Maine Man.

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