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March 13, 2017


A drink may help you recall events more clearly, claim scientists

(Thanks to DaninDallas)


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This reminds me of a very old story:

A man was sitting at the bar, crying. When the bartender asked him what was wrong, the man tearfully said "I've got three beautiful women, waiting at home to provide me with an unforgettable night of pleasure."

"So what's the problem?" asked the bartender.

"I can't remember where I live!"

some dance to remember
- some dance to forget

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you wish to speak to me regarding how your car ended up hanging up on the branches 30 feet up in this tree?

"Can you provide me with a shot of Jack so I can refresh my memory?"

So beer goggles don't work? I'm confused.

I rebremberd ot hav a sveneth drinkk

darn drunk drivers, always remembering where they put their keys...

proposing a toast: In the name of science ..
response: To schienz!

MOTW: Wasn't that a M*A*S*H* episode quote?

I remember a criminology workshop from my mental hospital days. The speaker was behind a podium when some person in a black jacket wearing a baseball cap came running up and "stabbed" the speaker with a rubber knife then ran away. We were each asked to write a description of the assailant. Now I know we could have done a much better job if they had supplied us with some beer. Out of twelve of us, not a single one made an accurate description. When the "stabber" came out it was a female cop. Beer, the wonder drug.

For some reason, I think this story is related to Belgian scientists naming planets after beer.

Mrs. Nesbitt

Drinks. Then vividly recalls:

I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandy

Well that may be true but after 6 drinks you'll be 3 sheets to the wind.(ha).

After six drinks, I can remember stuff that didn't even happen.

Tequila. The stuff memories are made of.

Somehow I don't quite buy it ...

To alcohol ! The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems.

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