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March 09, 2017

ROOSTERS 1, HUMANS 0

A New Jersey man was jailed on suspicion of driving drunk after police said he tried to run over a Key West rooster but instead crashed the golf cart he was operating.

Do not mess with Key West roosters.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

A woman in the golf cart, which also carried another man, ...

I think it should be "who carried" and they should have identified her as Wonder Woman.

What?

He'll never catch ME!

“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball”

Didn't we see this on "Jersey Shore"?

A real cluck up.

Don't play chicken with a rooster when drunk.

birdie this, birdie that.

A woman in the golf cart, which also carried another man, got the worst of it with chipped teeth and skinned knees. - was heard yelling 'any cock'll do!!'

What a cock.

I dunno, Rudolph - sounds to me he was acting more like a d!ck

I heard the rooster started it. He was playing chicken with the golf cart.

clankie--could we call this a cluster cluck?

I'm guessing he was just homesick.

The unfortunate rooster had successfully just cross the road, but returned to try doing so again.

Yes, he was a double-crosser.

* Crossed.

(And Mrs. PirateBoy just told me that "I have no shame, none.")

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