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Where was he registered?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 29, 2017 at 11:12 AM
Pulling off a hit without spoiling a party is one of the finer points of etiquette, though "let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
Posted by: Capisce | March 29, 2017 at 11:31 AM
"Speak now or forever hold your peace," not "Shoot now..."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 29, 2017 at 11:40 AM
Next time, don't invite any hitmen.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2017 at 11:42 AM
♫ Making the best of a bad situation...
Posted by: Ray Stevens | March 29, 2017 at 12:05 PM
Eats, shoots and leaves. Hard to believe this didn't happen in Chicago.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2017 at 12:20 PM
Next week: The Daily Mail connects this to the dozens of UFOs that have been abducting wedding cakes in Brasil and how this relates to the Three Miracles of Fatima!
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2017 at 12:24 PM
Anyone know if they make Kevlar tuxedos?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2017 at 12:59 PM
Amazingly, not Florida!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2017 at 01:15 PM
Why let a little attempted murder ruin a wedding?
Posted by: Rudolph | March 29, 2017 at 01:25 PM
"Half their guests failed to show for the reception, leaving Christina in tears" Yeah, bunch of wimps. Need to take the Deadwood attitude:
Seth Bullock: There's a blood stain on your floor.
Al Swearengen: Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna get to that
Posted by: Steve K. | March 29, 2017 at 01:36 PM
That's why it is important to always have a wedding rehearsal.
The food did not go to waste, it looked like the hit man had already hit the chopped liver.
Posted by: Marc | March 29, 2017 at 01:37 PM
Revenge for the death of his son? He probably killed himself due to his name being "Caca", which triggered a 2nd shot that killed the assailant's father!
Posted by: Santos | March 29, 2017 at 01:49 PM
As a Chicago suburb resident, I would note that a hit involves a professional, or at least an off duty or plainclothes police officer.
Walking in to a church during a wedding to avenge an earlier event is a Princess.
During a baptism is a Water Slide (might be one word and not two).
And don't talk to the capos in front.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 29, 2017 at 02:40 PM
"And for their first dance as man and wife, the bride and groom will trip the light fantastic to whatever song the guy with the gun says he wants to hear..."
Posted by: Lairbo | March 30, 2017 at 03:55 PM
"Couple say they decided to go ahead with the wedding but had to be medicated". Ya think??
Posted by: Topsy | March 31, 2017 at 11:17 PM