LIKE WE DON'T ALREADY
The next hot trend is sticking glitter on your bum
(Thanks to Jeff "Twinklebutt" Meyerson)
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March 25, 2017
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"... it’s probably best to leave it to a professional. "
And don't mention it in the confessional.
Posted by: Clankie | March 25, 2017 at 02:14 PM
But what if your bum is sleeping on a park bench?
Some might consider this abuse of the homeless....
Oh, what? Not THAT kind of bum......???
Posted by: funny man | March 25, 2017 at 02:48 PM
I did this long before festive 'inspired' Festivus!
--was this said by
a) Richard Simmons
b) George Costanza
c) Gary Glitter
or
d) Barack Obama?
Posted by: funny man | March 25, 2017 at 03:29 PM
Ooh, shiny!
Posted by: Ralph | March 25, 2017 at 04:35 PM
Coming soon to Kardashian TV.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2017 at 05:20 PM
And the species shows that it has lost another 5 IQ points.
Posted by: Marc | March 25, 2017 at 05:38 PM
Your bum was way out in front on this.
Posted by: FredKey | March 25, 2017 at 05:55 PM
Wasn't Festivus a character in Gunsmoke?
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 25, 2017 at 07:11 PM
Farted and blew his glitter off.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2017 at 01:04 PM