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March 17, 2017


Man drives drunkenly, urinates on himself twice

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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" When officers asked Watson for documents, he couldn’t follow directions and gave police the wrong documents multiple times, police said. He was unsteady and leaned against his car for support, a responding officer noted. Watson was unable to complete field sobriety exercises, according to the report. After officers placed him in front of a police car, he urinated in his pants again, according to the report. "

Or he may have just come from an IRS audit.

He starting celebrating St. Patrick's Day a wee bit early. (Did anyone else notice the color of his jail uniform?)

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