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March 30, 2017

HOW DID *THAT* GET THERE?

Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane, Al Barkafski, Woozy Barnes, Roberto and Another Ralph)

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Just making room for further insertions.

Well, I've heard that part of the body referred to as a "poop shoot."

"falls"?

"Is that a pistol in your boxers or...?"

"My daddy was a pistol, and I'm..."

Fire in the hole?

I'd think twice before challenging Matt Dillon or Lucas McCain to a quick-draw showdown.

Gives a new meaning to blow it out your keister.

.38 not-so-special

"Colon blow"

"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

It's well known that a Jimenez Firearm is a piece of S**t.

"Crudd for the Defended Defecated" was a low rated TV movie, I believe.

One of those cable networks will remake it based on Bama-Jesse.

Maybe he was holding it for a friend.

"A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one."

Jimenez' advertising touts the money saving features, e.g. no holster needed.

I saw Take This Gun From Butt open for Dillon.

*SNORK* at wanderer...and, I'm guessing that the concealed carry law in Alabama did not cover this particular situation

I've heard of "shooting from the hip" , butt.............

Luckily, the bazooka was in his other pants.

"It happens." Hahahahahahahahaha

"It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100." Not any more it isn't!

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