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March 03, 2017


The smart condom.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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"All information will be kept anonymous - but users 'will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world'."

What could possibly go wrong?

Two questions;
1- Does it use a $amsung battery (Smoke on your organ)?
2- Does it have a 'this end up' label?

Does it talk to you?

"Faster, Dave. You know you can do it. Wait...wait...not yet...."

so I guess you can sync it to snatchchat...

"Your previous high score: ......"

I was hoping they would call it, iPud or iProd

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...."

Are there fireworks after a high score?

@padraig - no, but you get extra balls.

My buddy Debbie wants to know is it top-rack dishwasher safe?

probly, Jan - most Rubbermaid stuff is

Forget the smart, I just want one that does not fall off.

If you go with the optional musical version of a smart condom it starts off by playing "Anticipation"
During the action it plays Queen's "Don't stop me now" and afterward you get a rousing rendition of "Hallelujah". Some unfortunate men may also receive a haunting rendition of Chopin's funeral dirge.

Not yet dear, I have to recharge.

But "do these go to eleven?..."

Share with your network? - iPorn

If that thing is so smart, why didn't it graduate college? [Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!}

does it have one of those smart chips like those new credit cards ?
cuz then to activate it you need to insert it in the bottom

um, jes sayin'

Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: Let me check the stats.

Rudolph - If after your 'done' you can still check the stats, you're not doing it right!

If it's so darn smart, why is it a condom ?

This can only be made in one place: Intercourse, PA.

we all knew this was c*mming.

You know you're in trouble if it starts playing the 'sad trombone' sound.

If you forget your password, does it ask for your mother's maiden name?

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