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March 14, 2017


Cops: Couple Hired Hitman for Their Exes at Olive Garden

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Morons. Everyone knows you hire your hitman at Chuck E. Cheese.")


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nursecindy reminded me that if there isn't a Chuck E. where you live, the Walmart parking lot is a good second choice.

Save your money. If you want to get even, just give yer X a gift coupon for ( insert name of all-you-can-eat gut twister restaurant here ).

Don't worry, we're real Sicilians. This is Olive Garden isn't it? Pass the bread sticks.Just like Mama used to make.

Leave the gun. Take the bread sticks.

Hi, my name is Bill, I'll be your assassin for the evening. Is there anyone I can do for you to start?

At the Chuck, make sure your clear when you ask to meet at the Whack-a-Mole

we're gonna need a bigger doggie b - nevermind, just make it a Body bag

You just can't hire decent help these days.

I'm so sorry, ma'am, we are all out of the untraceable poison this evening. Would you care for a botched carjacking? It's a house favorite....

the scampi is to die for.

The couple that whacks together, shacks together.

Drop the gun. Take the breadsticks. Ooh, and maybe a Caesar salad...

"It's perfect for us. A big chain food place, so-so food. Everyone hears everyone's business. Perfect."
- anti-Tessio

Authentic dining experience comes with authentic police informant for plotting murder for hire. Makes sense. What's for dessert?

Many years ago there was a local theme restaurant in my area that would bring you the check in a violin case. I guess they wanted to appear authentic.

Many years later, while in the mid west, I would frequent a local restaurant. I found out that the owner, as a young man, was Big Al's driver/bodyguard. The food was good, they never heard no complaints from me.

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