ACTUAL EMAIL TO THE BLOG
Hi Dave
I’ve been following your blog for a while. Your recent post Dave Barry's Blog: October 2008 really resonated with me.I wanted to get in touch with you to discuss if we can work on something similar together.
If you’re interested let me know.Best,Jacob
You need to check your sp@m filter more often, Dave.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2017 at 10:58 AM
Obviously Russia has recently brainwashed this man and all of CNN.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 26, 2017 at 11:02 AM
Methinks Jacob should stick with building ladders.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 26, 2017 at 11:56 AM
A little behind. Probably a Nigerian prince. You're in the money now.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2017 at 01:01 PM
2008... It was a very good year.
Posted by: Clankie | March 26, 2017 at 01:16 PM
No rush to respond before 2026.
Posted by: Capisce | March 26, 2017 at 01:38 PM
I only get things like
Good Day,
Sequel to your non-response to my previous email I am re-sending this to you again thus; I am working on a short-term deal as to an unclaimed fund and I am thinking of engaging you as a partner . Pls revert asap with:
Names in Full:
Address:
Telephone/Fax Numbers:
Regards,
Clive
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 26, 2017 at 02:15 PM
although I did get one a few years back from a lawyer offering to help me get back all the money I had sent to Nigeria
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 26, 2017 at 02:17 PM
Maybe he meant resin-ated instead.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 26, 2017 at 03:34 PM
Darn!
All the (spam) emails I get are from (ostensibly) Nigerian princes asking help in reclaiming a fortune.
Some guys have all the luck, Dave,
Posted by: funny man | March 26, 2017 at 07:49 PM
Well I've won the Asia lottery! Twice!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 27, 2017 at 02:26 AM
Must have been this post:
Vicar hospitalized with potato up his bum
Posted by: harrrietq | March 27, 2017 at 04:06 PM