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February 02, 2017


Bacon Shortage? Calm Down. It’s Fake News.


(Thanks to Stephen Schoenwiesner)


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".. the United States produces almost 75 million pounds of pork belly every week." Most of which comes from Washington D.C.

gnus bacon ? *blech*

Gotta love "Vice President of pork analysis".

Please Dave, it is not "fake news." It is "alternate truth."

Please try to keep up.

Steve Meyer is Vice President of pork analysis. If he has a brother named Oscar we can make a good guess where this bacon shortage crisis story started.

Great news! But now I need recipes for fifty pounds of bacon.

"Thank god!" [Swats Kermit and all the news media]

Alternative bacon

What about the kale?

I hate that this was fake. Now I feel kind of jerky.

feel like you're having an 'off' day, mr blue ?

Comes and goes. Kinda circular.

Roast Las Vegas rabbit wrapped in bacon!

we all have our ups & downs

And to think that I approached an attractive woman, shared the news and suggested that we get busy makin' bacon. Oh well.

So much for my idea on selling black market bacon.

O'er the ham parts....

Déjà vu all over again?

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