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It's easy to understand why his dog ran away.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 24, 2017 at 12:28 PM
I didn't even know that could happen. I'm never going to walk my dog again!
Posted by: Mr. Bill | February 24, 2017 at 12:36 PM
I'll be he's still single...
Posted by: veee | February 24, 2017 at 12:36 PM
Alien abducting pranksters! Shame on them!
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2017 at 12:38 PM
Wait a second...was his dog named "Squirrel"?
Posted by: Bullwinkle | February 24, 2017 at 12:39 PM
That's a pretty good way to catch a runaway pet armadillo. It walks along, unsuspecting, until you tap it on the forehead, and then it rolls up, and you can grab it by the tail and signal the boys to haul you in.
Butt-nekid is not required, but recommended, because it helps you blend in with nature. Makes for a good selfie, too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 24, 2017 at 12:41 PM
I think that I shall never see
a man hanging naked upside down in a tree.
a man whose hungry mouth is prest
against the earth’s sweet flowing breast;
a man whose dangly bits are swaying
hands tied, arms down, looks like he's praying
a man without his underwear
a nest of birds in his pubic hair;
upon whose bosom snow has lain;
hung out to dry from the pouring rain.
poems are made by fools like me,
but He's hanging naked upside down in a tree.
Posted by: ligirl | February 24, 2017 at 12:43 PM
Stand him upright.a Put a sex toy on his head and remind him the protest march is, "thataway."
Posted by: manual tomato | February 24, 2017 at 12:52 PM
I'm Batman!
Posted by: Qaz | February 24, 2017 at 01:08 PM
These Mississippi bachelor parties are getting weird.
Incredibly, the words "hold my beer and watch this" may have been involved.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 24, 2017 at 01:15 PM
Aha! Now I know! That's the first dog laugh I've ever heard.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2017 at 02:03 PM
”Y ain’t frum ‘round hair, iz yuz , BOY?! That is how we always look for our dawgs in Mississippi.”
Posted by: ray mota | February 24, 2017 at 03:47 PM
Butt naked or buck naked?
Posted by: Nancy Bee | February 24, 2017 at 07:39 PM
But if he was found alone, who held his beer?
Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2017 at 10:14 AM
We used to call that 'Saturday' .
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 25, 2017 at 11:55 AM
It can be either....butt nekid, or buck naked. I know, it makes no buckin' sense, but that's what Mr. Language Person would advise, I'm sure.
Posted by: Noah Webster | February 26, 2017 at 05:44 PM