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February 24, 2017


Man found hanging naked, upside down from Mississippi tree


(Thanks to Mr. Tom Shroder)


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It's easy to understand why his dog ran away.

I didn't even know that could happen. I'm never going to walk my dog again!

I'll be he's still single...

Alien abducting pranksters! Shame on them!

Wait a second...was his dog named "Squirrel"?

That's a pretty good way to catch a runaway pet armadillo. It walks along, unsuspecting, until you tap it on the forehead, and then it rolls up, and you can grab it by the tail and signal the boys to haul you in.

Butt-nekid is not required, but recommended, because it helps you blend in with nature. Makes for a good selfie, too.

I think that I shall never see
a man hanging naked upside down in a tree.

a man whose hungry mouth is prest
against the earth’s sweet flowing breast;

a man whose dangly bits are swaying
hands tied, arms down, looks like he's praying

a man without his underwear
a nest of birds in his pubic hair;

upon whose bosom snow has lain;
hung out to dry from the pouring rain.

poems are made by fools like me,
but He's hanging naked upside down in a tree.

Stand him upright.a Put a sex toy on his head and remind him the protest march is, "thataway."

I'm Batman!

These Mississippi bachelor parties are getting weird.

Incredibly, the words "hold my beer and watch this" may have been involved.

Aha! Now I know! That's the first dog laugh I've ever heard.

”Y ain’t frum ‘round hair, iz yuz , BOY?! That is how we always look for our dawgs in Mississippi.”

Butt naked or buck naked?

But if he was found alone, who held his beer?

We used to call that 'Saturday' .

It can be either....butt nekid, or buck naked. I know, it makes no buckin' sense, but that's what Mr. Language Person would advise, I'm sure.

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