KENTUCKY SPORTS REPORT

Police use taser on woman running naked with Corbin track team

This has been your Kentucky Sports Report.

(Thanks to The Fourth George)

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[ChrisinVA]

Sounds like the Corbin track team has a new mascot.

[Le Petomane]

"Don't look Ethel".

[klezmerphan]

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[Newtonian]

The Bard: "How now my love! why is your cheek so pale?"

[Marquis de Sade]

I have friends who call that foreplay.

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[OldPhil]

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