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February 28, 2017


Car stopped on motorway after parrot spotted on steering wheel

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Driver: "Is there a problem, officer?"
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Parrot: "You're a donut-eating pig."
Cop: "That's it. You're under arrest."
Driver: "I didn't say it. He did!"

driver: - 'n he's Drivin' me Nuts'!'

It's just a darn good thing that he wasn't wearing it!
(The judge throws the whole book at those cases.)

And exactly how did the parrot get spotted?--Matlock

"Arrr you in a hurry, sir?"

Oh, come on! Haven't all of us been 'given the bird' by someone?

Toucan play at that game!


Norwegian Blue? That would be a problem.

"Officer, I'm as stunned as you are. That parrot was dead and stiff as a frozen herring when I chucked him in the back seat. Then he came to life and flew up here on my steering wheel. It's a miracle".
Cop--"If I had a dollar for every time I've heard a dead parrot excuse"....

The driver was issued with a traffic offence report for ‘not being in proper control of a vehicle’.

Looks like the officer didn't have any idea what law the driver was breaking, but there had to be one somewhere...

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