« Previous | Main | Next »
February 23, 2017
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
So does this development solve the question of the best storage for catsup/ketchup being in the 'fridge or at room temperature?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 23, 2017 at 07:40 AM
Scientists delving into things man was not meant to know.
Posted by: Clankie | February 23, 2017 at 08:09 AM
♫ Anti-adhesion ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2017 at 08:09 AM
I'll save being impressed for when they invent a cure for the common cold.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 23, 2017 at 09:24 AM
"They have developed a coating that makes bottle interiors super slippery"
Someone found a way to liquify lawyers?
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 23, 2017 at 10:12 AM
I am impressed and it is available on many brand name as well as generic ketchups.
And yes, there's a few jokes in there about scientists playing ketch-up. (IYWIMAITYD).
Posted by: funny man | February 23, 2017 at 10:39 AM
But,but....the Carly Simon "Anticipation" ads will become obsolete....
Posted by: LeDud | February 23, 2017 at 11:56 AM
please use condiments responsibly
Posted by: ligirl | February 23, 2017 at 01:03 PM
A great use for this product would be if they could make a spray coating that could be used on squirrel feeders.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 23, 2017 at 02:05 PM
In other news, the serving size for most salad dressings is now the entire contents of the bottle.
Posted by: fractalist | February 23, 2017 at 02:56 PM
First 'designer vaginas' then 'vagina lipstick glue' now this...we are truly living in the golden age of science.
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | February 24, 2017 at 08:24 AM
Is this like that stuff they put on Pringles that causes SAL (Spontaneous Anal Leakage)?
Posted by: veee | February 24, 2017 at 12:56 PM