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February 23, 2017


Man claims dog shot sleeping woman

(Thanks to Chris Johnson and funny man)


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"Police said a man and a woman were sleeping when they were woken up by the man's dog, .... "

Wow, how could they have figured that out?

"What's that, Lassie?"

Send that dog to Washington.

' - it's believed that the dog jumped up on the nightstand, causing a Springfield XD40 to discharge'

one night stand gone wrong ?

And the dog blames it on the quick brown fox.

"Bad dog, diesel. You shoot another one of my girlfriends and you're gonna get neutered".

Dogs now have opposable digits. Hurray Darwin!

That's what she gets for dressing up the dog in that Barbie costume.

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