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February 28, 2017


A-listers flew eyebrow artist 7,500 miles to do their brows for the Oscars


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Beauty before brains, again?

Speaking of that...The Olsen twins are "A-listers"?

Who knew?

The correct equation is:

Beauty x brains = a constant.

Fake Eye-browed Social Elitists. Not only the defining members of the Party about the only members the Party has left.

Did she have a US work permit? This story should raise eyebrows at ICE, protecting us from dangerous aliens.

Jeff, that caught my eye (ahem), too. I didn't think they were on any list anymore.

They might want to drop some of the eyebrow fixation and divert just a little more of that money to ensuring they get their awardees' names straightened out.

I suppose a lot of them need their snouts polished and their tails curled too.

But they also offered a glycolic infused collagen eye treatment! Had I known this in advance I still wouldn't have watched this show.

And yet, the "A-listers" still wonder why the public sees them as self-absorbed elitists...

Ready for your close-up now, Leo?

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