Dave Barry's Blog: AND AFTER OHIO, FLORIDA

February 25, 2017

A man who said he was driving home to Ohio — yet was headed northbound on Telegraph Road — had an alcohol level almost four times the legal limit for drunk driving, Bloomfield Township police said.

He looks fine to us.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

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He left four to six foot strides in the snow.

Posted by: manual tomato | February 25, 2017 at 11:12 AM

He looks pretty Bndernagle'd too me.

Posted by: manual tomato | February 25, 2017 at 11:15 AM

Is there a problem, officer?

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2017 at 11:44 AM

"Recalculating .... it'll be a while."

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2017 at 11:55 AM

Save that shot for his Vikings quarterback application.

Posted by: Clankie | February 25, 2017 at 12:52 PM

Looks like my college student ID

Posted by: FredKey | February 25, 2017 at 01:11 PM

I saw a guy like this early last night with two friends. He was only upright because his friends let him pinball back and forth between them. A couple and I passed them at the same time, and the guy and I simultaneously looked at our watches, looked up and said, "Six Eighteen."

Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2017 at 01:45 PM

"Recalculating .... it'll be a while."

404 - CONSCIOUSNESS NOT FOUND

Posted by: Spiny Norman | February 25, 2017 at 03:39 PM

We're gonna need more coffee.

Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2017 at 03:41 PM

Maybe he thought he would take the long way around so that he would have time to sober up?

Posted by: 655321 | February 25, 2017 at 04:37 PM

it's thom yorke

Posted by: asdf | February 26, 2017 at 10:18 PM

"You're getting very sleepy. You will do whatever I say."
"Yes, master."

This is how Herr Frankenstein got his assistant Fritz.