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January 16, 2017


Coastguards investigating 'cries for help' find two loved up owls instead

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Great Horny Owls?

The lovebirds first met at Hooters.

Owl believe that when I see it.

But were the owls naked?

If you've ever seen owl scat, the phrase "$(!$ing owls!" seems appropriate.

And that's probably exactly what the incident log read.

"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Pussy said to the Owl
You elegant fowl
How charmingly sweet you sing

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