WE SAW THE OTTAWA CROTCH TEXTERS OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE
Watch out 'crotch texters', the police are looking down on you
(Thanks to The Perts)
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January 27, 2017
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and don't even Think about tweeting,
cuz That would be Twa - yeah ok I better not
Posted by: ligirl | January 27, 2017 at 01:53 PM
Also, be careful with autocorrect when using SnatchPat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2017 at 02:27 PM
Every time Whitesnake is mentioned, I think of English guitarist, Mel Galley. Galley was the lead guitarist for the 'Snake for a time. Mel Galley, along with Glenn Hughes of Deep Purple fame along with drummer Dave Holland formed the English Rock band Trapeze in 1969. If you have never listened to Trapeze, or more likely never heard of them, you should check them out. From 1969.
Someday you will thank me.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 27, 2017 at 02:41 PM
I would have to wonder about any cop who does nothing but drive around town looking at peoples crotches.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 27, 2017 at 03:04 PM
So, you are no longer allowed to crotch-text on your crotch rocket?
Our fundamental rights are being taken away! Somebody notify Madonna!
Posted by: K | January 27, 2017 at 03:17 PM
I have enough trouble texting with my fingers.
Posted by: Rudolph | January 27, 2017 at 04:42 PM
Wasn't crotch texting the undoing of Anthony Wiener?
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | January 27, 2017 at 04:53 PM
I think that nursecindy does a lot of crotcheting, but I don't know how about texting.
Posted by: Loco | January 27, 2017 at 06:50 PM
isn't there a lapp for that ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 27, 2017 at 07:40 PM
Is this why some women keep their phones set on "vibrate"?
Call me, maybe?
Can you? Here! Me now!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 28, 2017 at 12:55 AM
Judging from the many comments following the story, Canadians seem to be very passionate about crotch texting.
One of the first commentators said (paraphrasing) there is no reason to be looking at your crotch and smiling.
Not even if you, you know, wink wink, nudge nudge?
Posted by: funny man | January 28, 2017 at 10:32 AM
Crotch blogging is still cool, though, right?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2017 at 01:48 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "crotchety" person.
Posted by: zamasama | January 28, 2017 at 06:59 PM
Good one Loco. Never crochet close to your crotch. Those little crochet hooks can cause some damage if you're not careful.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2017 at 09:10 PM
gee, sure hope dave wasn't caught crotch posting or something
Posted by: ligirl | January 29, 2017 at 08:21 AM
Someone I follow or saw a lot on twitter pointed out in his bio that a butt dial is not the same as a booty call. This appears to be neither of those.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 30, 2017 at 01:02 PM