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January 25, 2017


Consultant bowel surgeon, 59, wrote love letter telling female patient she had 'twanged some distant cord' in him just weeks after he gave her a colonoscopy

(Thanks to Roberto)


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He said he felt like he knew her "inside and out", and "had to come clean."

My gut tells me there's something terribly wrong here.

Join me on the geezer bus, as we plunk your magic twanger, Froggy.

I think he meant "chord", but then again, he's the one who got twanged.

talk aboutcher backdoor romances...

Jeff, you merit a front seat and leg rest for that one.

The doctor went to great depths to get to know her.

Does he only love her for her colon? What a sh!tty thing to do!

It's a real bummer, having to appear before the GMC.

Romance lives.

So she and the doctor had a 'blowout"?

Here's looking up your old address.

He must have been getting behind in his work.

♪ - how deep is your love ?

♫ The first time ever I saw your spinchter
I felt it tremble in my hands
Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
That was there at my command my love
That was there at my command my love

And the first time ever I probed your sigmoid,
I felt your rectum so close to mine
I defecated my heart to the one I love
And it strummed in rhytmn
'till the end of time ♫

I can't imagine what he sees in her.

"The envelope had been franked with the hospital's franking machine."

What the hell?

♫Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch,
There's something inside, that we need so much.
The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound♫....

DAmn! His buddy suggested scoping out some chicks but this is over the top.

Oh great, just two weeks before I get my first colonoscopy! *ewwwww*

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