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Kansas man admits robbing Kansas bank to escape wife
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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January 24, 2017
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Shouldn't that have been "to escape Kansas wife"?
It scans better that way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2017 at 06:39 AM
A contemporary Willie Sutton.*
*Interviewer: "Why do you rob banks?"
Sutton: "Because that's where the money is."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2017 at 08:48 AM
Now he can meet his new wife, Big Bubba, of the Cell Block C Bubbas.
Posted by: padraig | January 24, 2017 at 09:01 AM
Any port in a storm.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 24, 2017 at 09:11 AM
he lost interest when she wouldn't let him make a deposit
Posted by: ligirl | January 24, 2017 at 09:19 AM
If he really wanted to get away, he would have robbed a Missouri gas station, so he would go to prison in Missouri instead of Kansas.
As it was, The Kansas City Star reports that Ripple's wife accompanied him to court Monday.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 24, 2017 at 09:31 AM
They got some crazy little women there. Maybe he should get him one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2017 at 09:42 AM
If his wife is anything like the vagina hat-wearing, vile, vulgar sign carrying women protestor's, I don't blame him.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 24, 2017 at 10:01 AM
Lawrence Ripple ==>
Cripple renewal
Well .. en Crappier (we meet again)
Recall wine prep
Posted by: MOTW | January 24, 2017 at 10:40 AM
Bank robbery is a federal offense. He might end up in N.J.
Posted by: Clankie | January 24, 2017 at 11:25 AM
WHATS WRONG WITH KANSAS has free shipping with Amazon Prime. (Is Amazon Prime a cult leader ?)
Posted by: LeDud | January 24, 2017 at 11:50 AM
Actually, he may end up running Notsowell's F@rgo.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2017 at 12:09 PM
After bunking a few days with Big Bruce for his cellmate, Ripple will slap himself for not simply getting a divorce.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 24, 2017 at 12:59 PM
Maybe Lawrence Ripple is an alias of Harcourt Fenton Mudd...
Posted by: fractalist | January 24, 2017 at 02:45 PM
A Missouri man would never do this.
Posted by: Geez Louise | January 24, 2017 at 04:56 PM
The Kansas City Star reports that Ripple's wife accompanied him to court Monday.
That'll teach him, as will the "conjugal visits."
Posted by: zamasama | January 25, 2017 at 10:35 AM